Marvel's Spider-Man as Told by Flavor Text
"You are a sickness on this city. I am the cure!"
"I cooked your favorite breakfast, Petey—wheatcakes!"
"This batch of web fluid will just have to wait!"
"Peter always disappears when Spider-Man is around. How very odd." ~ Captain George Stacy
"Not bad, kid, but you've got a lot to learn." ~ Spider-Woman, Jessica Drew
"Nothing like a little crimefighting before class."
"Aaaah! Is this what it's like for people I swing around? I'm gonna throw up!" ~ Spider-Man, Miles Morales
"Yes! This is what being Spider-Man is all about! Swinging through the sky—a New York sky—patrolling the city. Every moment a chance to make a difference. To fight the good fight."
"Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man."
Silver Sable doesn't accept second best.
Bored with her humdrum existence, Janice Lincoln sought the thrill of her father's life of crime.
"You dared to mock me before. Where are your taunts now, Spider-Man?"
"Don't be a hero, Gary! We don't get paid enough for a scrap with Spider-Man!"
Norman Osborn relentlessly pursues success, and he demands everyone in his employ do the same.
"What better place for a virtual spider than a worldwide web?" ~ Spider-Byte, Margo Kess
"The solution is turning green! But . . . why? What does it mean?" ~ Norman Osborn
"Sorry, I have no time for banter today."
"Montana, Fancy Dan, Ox... you guys are *so* brave to keep dressing like that. And I'm the one wearing spandex!" ~ Spider-Man
"Though others fear radiation, I alone am able to make it my servant!"
The scorpion is the natural predator of the spider, and so Mac Gargan hunts.
"I'm going to kill you, bug."
"I told you years ago, stay out of my way and you'll live a long, long time. That was good advice then, and it's good advice now."
"We like seeing fear in our victim's eyes."
Sinner takes all.
"You're a menace and a crook, Spider-Man! Jameson was right!"
"Hey Max, while you're at it, do you mind charging my phone?" ~ Spider-Man
"Spiders don't hold still given any other choice, and I have all the choices in the Multiverse!"
Neither criminals nor veterinarians had much luck pinning down the uncatchable Spider-Cat.
"Face it, tiger. You just hit the jackpot!" ~ Mary Jane Watson
If you're going to have a gimmick, embrace it.
Mock him at your peril.
At the edge of the Spider-Verse, a Gwen Stacy becomes a hero.
"We've done it, Professor Warren. The glorious metamorphosis of Manhattan has begun!" ~ Spider-Queen, Adriana Soria
"Disrespect authority. Smash the system."
"I got two speeds, buddy: fast and off duty."
"I created that potion to rob me of my spider-powers. I wanted it to change me forever. But not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!"
"Heads up, Miles. There's a disturbance over on Fifth you might want to check out."
"People are in danger—I don't have time for your games!"
"This time the hunter shall get his prey—with the aid of my two little pets!" ~ Kraven the Hunter
"The ssserum . . . Connorsss . . . what have you done to usss?!"
"You can't call yourself Spider-Man without taking a leap of faith. It's a lot to live up to. But I'm creating an all-new legacy."
On Earth-66, Pter Ptarker learned that with GRRRR power comes GRRAHHHsibility.
"Soon all will cower before the superior intellect of Doctor Octopus!"
"The Green Goblin lives again!" ~ Green Goblin, Harry Osborn
Together, this group of amazing friends joined forces to mend the severed skeins across time and space.
"You've murdered a mask, but you haven't murdered a man." ~ Peter Parker
Peter appreciated the powerful new suit sent by Tony Stark, but he soon found it came with some strings attached.
"A man-made made man? You always knew how to get ahead, Silvermane." ~ Spider-Man
"Parker was a fool to waste his time on patrol. I'll have my spider-bots do it for me." ~ Superior Spider-Man, Otto Octavius
New worlds await...
"Have no fear. Spidey is here!"
"You are a sickness on this city. I am the cure!"
Peter appreciated the powerful new suit sent by Tony Stark, but he soon found it came with some strings attached.
"How many helping hands do you need, Doc?" ~ Spider-Man
"It isss my intention to return the dinosaur to hisss rightful place as master of thisss earth."
"Nothing like a little crimefighting after class."
"Aw, that was my lunch!" ~ Spider-Man, Peter Parker
... there must also come great responsibility!
A skilled showman, Quentin Beck incorporated lights, special effects, holography . . . all in the service of a . . . DRAMATIC . . . ENTRANCE!
"Open your eyes to your nightmare, Spider-Man." ~ Doctor Octopus, Otto Octavius
"I've got the nose for the story. He's got the hunger for the kill. Together..."
"The photos are garbage, Parker! I'll buy them all."
"As if one goblin wasn't bad enough." ~ Spider-Man
"I have found honor, not in the civilized, but in the primal."
"It's nothing personal, kid. It's just money."
"I'm Rhino. I knock things down. That's what I do. That's who I am." ~ Rhino, Aleksei Sytsevich
"That's why I do what I do. For my people."
Osborn's lust for power was nothing short of monstrous.
"For all that web-slinging, Spider-Man, you seldom look up."
Nothing beats the classic look.
"Heads up! It's time for a fast game of catch!"
Known as "New York's Finest Newspaper," the *Daily Bugle* takes pride in always being fair and impartial.
The Black Suit
The Bombastic Bag-Man Suit
The Spider-Armor MK I Suit
The Stealth Suit
The Sensational Suit
The Six-Armed Spider-Man Suit
The Future Foundation Suit
A skilled showman, Quentin Beck incorporated lights, special effects, holographyn... all in the service of a... DRAMATIC... ENTRANCE!
"The photos are garbage, Parker! I'll buy them all."
"I have found honor, not in the civilized, but in the primal."
Osborn's lust for power was nothing short of monstrous.
"No one cares about your Spider-Man obsession, Flash." ~ Liz Allan
For all his wealth and power, there is a fear deep inside Ezekiel that spurs him to train others.
"How does Parker get those close-ups?" ~ J. Jonah Jameson
"You're a month late again, Parker! Give me my money or you're out on the street!"
"I'm the real Spider-Man!"n"No, *I'm* the real Spider-Man!"
Wounded in action, Corporal Thompson was offered an experimental way to be all he could be.
"How does Parker get those close-ups?" ~ J. Jonah Jameson
Wounded in action, Corporal Thompson was offered an experimental way to be all he could be.
The Enigma Force granted Peter the greatest power, and with it, the greatest responsibility.
"What would Uncle Jonah do if he saw me now?" ~ Spider-Woman, Mattie Franklin
"Spiders across the Multiverse are dying. I must keep them safe."
"A spider needs a web! This little device should just do the trick. I'll fasten one to each arm—it'll operate by the slightest pressure of any finger."
"Hey, who added these deadly laser beams? Rude."
"You have a lovely face. Mind if I borrow it?"
"Peter? Is that you? I could have sworn I heard that boy moving around up here." ~ Aunt May
"Well, I always wanted a waterfront view." ~ Spider-Man
Mendel Stromm didn't just seek revenge. He engineered it.
"Peter possesses a brilliant scientific mind. It's a shame he can't grasp being on time." ~ Dr. Curt Connors
"My spider-sense—it's tingling! Something behind me!"
"Spider-Man, I'm truly sorry for all the bad luck you've been having."
"Just taking that money out for a walk?" ~ Spider-Man
"Inner Demons? Even for a guy named Mister Negative, that's a bit on the nose." ~ Spider-Man
"Things have gotta go my way eventually, right?"
"Anyone who's tired of the slammer, follow us!" ~ Electro, Max Dillon
"Evil never dies. It just becomes bees." ~ Swarm, Fritz von Meyer
New York City's rat problem disappeared overnight.
"It's time, Harry. Take the mask and avenge me."
Every Spider ever...and then some!
"We got two hours until Spidey's webbing dissolves. I need engineers on-site now."
Dr. Curt Connors used lizard DNA to regrow his missing arm, but it didn't stop there.
"Any of you! One-on-one! No one can stay in the ring for three minutes with me!" ~ Crusher Hogan
"Ow! A spider! It bit me! But why is it glowing that way?" ~ Peter Parker
And the ~ as the agonizing ache in his limbs seems unendurable—from out of the pai ~ from out of the agony—comes triumph!
"Te amamos, mijo." ~ Rio Morales
"Hey, Miles! Are you busy at the moment?" ~ Spider-Man, Peter Parker
"We love you, Spider-Man!"
"People cheer for that webbed menace. They should be cheering for my son." ~ J. Jonah Jameson
The hunter seeks only the greatest prey—only Spider-Man's death will quench Kraven's thirst for glory.
Charismatic and confident, Mary Jane was born for the limelight.
"Hurry up before the bug gets here!" ~ Hammerhead
"Happy Halloween, Spider-Man!" ~ Green Goblin, Norman Osborn
Spider-Man wasn't looking to fight, but that was all Rhino wanted.
Those who cross Kaine are forever marked.
Some spiders feed on *other* spiders.
To know her is to fear her.
Dr. Johnathon Ohnn had no problem breaking laws, physical or otherwise.
"I will be Spider-Man. With my unparalleled genius, I shall become the *Superior* Spider-Man." ~ Otto Octavius
Using tech impounded from her various arrests, Captain Yuri Watanabe took the law into her own hands.
No fight in New York City was more vicious than the battle over who made the best bagels.
Once powerful tools of science, Dr. Otto Octavius's mechanical arms became his most formidable weapons.
"One with everything, please."
The device crackled to life, the portal opened, and Gwen's allies across the Great Web poured forth.
"This was cutting edge when I was a kid!" ~ Spider-Man, Peter Parker
"C'mon, we can't let Parker get all the shots of Spider-Man."
"Staten Island in peril? Uh, give me an hour?" ~ Ghost-Spider, Gwen Stacy
With Johnny Storm's help, Spider-Man took the all-terrain vehicle to the next level.
"We believe each patient has their own unique path to healing." ~ Dr. Ashley Kafka, Ravencroft Institute
"You are always welcome here, Peter." ~ Aunt May
If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.
"You're a month late again, Parker! Givenme my money or you're out on the street!"
...there must also come great responsibility!
"Peter? Is that you? I could have sworn I heard that boy moving around up here." ~ Aunt May
"Well, I always wanted a waterfront view." ~ Spider-Man
"I'm the real Spider-Man!"n"No, *I'm* the real Spider-Man!"
"My spider-sense—it's tingling! Something behind me!"
"Things have gotta go my way eventually, right?"
"You fool! You thought you had won?"
"It's time, Harry. Take the mask and avenge me."
Dr. Curt Connors used lizard DNA to regrow his missing arm, but it didn't stop there.
And the ~ as the agonizing ache in his limbs seems unendurable—from out of the pai ~ from out of the agony—comes triumph!
The Enigma Force granted Peter the greatest power, and with it, the greatest responsibility.
"I will be Spider-Man. With my unparalleled genius, I shall become the *Superior* Spider-Man." ~ Otto Octavius
Once powerful tools of science, Dr. Otto Octavius's mechanical arms became his most formidable weapons.
The device crackled to life, the portal opened, and Gwen's allies across the Great Web poured forth.
"I have visual on the target. Wild Pack, provide cover—I'm going in!"
Mysterio's greatest talent was the ability to instill doubt in one's own senses.
"Being Spider-Man has brought me nothing but unhappiness! And for what?"
The Inheritors stalk the Spiders across worlds, feeding on their life force for sustenance.
"You've been working too hard, Spider-Man. I think you deserve a little vacation somewhere you won't be so...in the way." ~ The Spot, Johnathon Ohnn
Boomerang managed to assemble a squad that really wasn't all that sinister and certainly wasn't all that six.
"I support your right to bear arms, Grizzly, but this is getting ridiculous."
With the proportionate strength and stickiness of a spider, Spider-Man can scale skyscrapers with ease.
For Professor Miles Warren, all any problem needs is a lot of clones and not a lot of ethics.
"Nothing matters—except the ravening thirst of Morbius! A thirst which must be quenched!"
Exposure to the Darkforce dimension left Frances Barrison craving chaos and carnage.
On Earth-982, May "Mayday" Parker, the first child of Peter and Mary Jane, continues her father's legacy.
Breaking expectations and enjoying it.
"With each attempt on Spider-Man's life, my father came closer to ending the menace. It is my pleasure to finish the job."
The students and faculty of Empire State University are at the forefront of scientific research...and related pursuits.
For Peter, apartment hunting was about location, location, cost, and location.
The Inheritors stalk the Spiders across worlds, feeding on their life force for sustenance.
Every Spider ever...and then some!
"We love you, Spider-Man!"
For Professor Miles Warren, all any problem needs is a lot of clones and not a lot of ethics.
Sometimes, one decisive blow is all it takes to turn a fight around.
"Light and dark. They are in opposition, but both are necessary. I am both, and so I am all."
"You fool! You thought you had won?"
For Peter, apartment hunting was about location, location, cost, and location.
"Alrighty, let's see who's behind the mask this time. Kingsley, is that you?" ~ Spider-Man
Is this it? Is this the end of Spider-Man?
"Light and dark. They are in opposition, but both are necessary. I am both, and so I am all."
Exotic trophies from victorious hunts adorn the walls of the Kravinoff estate.
Under the sea it stands the hidden headquarters of the Master Planner and his band of strangely-garbed criminals.
Sometimes, destiny bites.